D. Flower, I adore you, but your priorities when it comes to pre-leaving apartment cleaning are a bit off. Maybe next time instead of pristinely making your bed you could devote that time to cleaning out the fridge? Our fruit and veggie drawers are soaking…
Also, I completely forgot that we live next to a freight train. FUCKSHIT that scared the crap out of me.
That said, come home!
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I’m sorry!!!!!!!!!!! But I’m sure it was nice to see my bed made, right? Whatevs, maybe I was acting out because I was so upset to be left home alone for so long… Or maybe I’m just really really janky and now I kinda owe you…
oh, I know how I’ll repay you! How about I come home today? And as an added bonus, I’ll bring back an extra roomie with me!!! Wooo!!!!